Hetalia Crack Madness

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Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) Italy
2) Germany
3) England
4) America
5) Prussia
6) Russia
7) Hungary
8) Finland
9) Poland
10) Romano
11) France
12) Canada

(Kinda chose randomly, I hate having to choose favorites >.<)


1) Have you read a five/ten fic before? (Prussia X Romano)

Why yes. Yes I have.


2) Do you think three is hot? How hot? (England)

Oh gods yes, aaahhhhh those eyebrows (lol xD) but seriously, Iggy is sex on legs <3


3) What would happen if six got one pregnant? (Russia x Italy)

o.0 Bad things! BAAAD THIIIIINGS!!!

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine? (Yuuuuuup)


5) Would seven and two make a good couple? (Hungary x Germany)

Ooooh such a manry couple

6) Four/eight or four/nine? (America x Finland or America x Poland)

Hmmm......America x Poland would be fabulous but I have to go with AmercaFinland cuz its cute =3

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? (Hungary, England x Finland)

She would be a very happy girl. Ooooh the moe!


8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. (Germany x Russia)

Germany and Russia were deciding on which drink was better; Beer or Vodka.

"Beer of course! My country makes the best!" Germany stated proudly.

Russia, not saying a word being the awesome creep he is pulled out a magnum and shot Germany in the face.

"Vodka is good. Become one with Russia, da?"

Germany twitched in response.


9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? (America x Romano)

Awwww, America gets all the tsuns! xD and yes!

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.(Italy x Prussia)

The Awesome Pasta That Was Sad.


11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic? (England x France)

Plot? What Plot? There is just sex. fuhuhuhuhu >=3


12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash? (Hungary, Poland)

Yes and yes.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose? (Poland)

Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy. Ho yeah!

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? (Germany x England x Russia)

Oh my gosh sooooo many warnings!

Warning : Sexy british, german and russians! Kinks, scones and general winter. May contain dogs....and food poisoning


15. What pick-up line might eight use on five? (Finland x Prussia)

"I can take five metres =3"


16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight. (Romano x Finland)

It was the night before Christmas and all was silent. Romano was pouting in the corner like an emo bitch but then the doorbell rang and Santa was there! Finland was santa.
Romano frowned, wanting to slam the door in the overly cheery face but settled for a glare.
"what do you want?" He muttered moodily.
"I have a present for you!" The blond chirped excitedly.
"What is it?"
Finland leaned in, placing a tiny kiss on the brunet's nose as he placed a bright red tomato in his hands.
"Guess which one was your present!"

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Hungary, Germany x Canada)

Once again, she would be a veeeery happy girl =3


18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (America x Italy)

Omg yesssss I love Alfredo sauce xD America would....do it the american way! With a long hot night in the back of his pick up truck!


19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? (Hungary)

Do you know how rare Hetalia non nyotalia yuri is? Very....trust me I've looked.


20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (England)

Uhhh....no? It's frigging England xD


21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (France)

hahaha yeah....*points finger at herself* wait do I even count?


22) Would you write Two/Four/Five? (GermanyxAmericaxPrussia)

Ohohohohohooooo yeah!


23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Romano)

"SPAAAAAIIIIN!!!!"


24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Prussia)

uhhh, a while ago actually....


25) What is Six's super-secret kink? (Russia)

Russia....do you really have to ask? It's probably like, something involving Russian roulette or something.


26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (France x Poland)

France would shag anyone sober. But Poland might be a little drunk....
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27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (England x Hungary)

Hungary tops. Always. Sorry Iggy <3

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic? (Italy x Poland, Poland x America, Italy x France, Italy x Canada, Italy + Prussia, Italy x Germany)

wooooow ummm.....

Italy Finds True Love After Being A Total Whore

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Hungary x Finland)

Sweden would be sad....and then Hungary would give Finland to him so she could video tape them doing naughty things and then EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPY!!!!

The End



So yeah my friend made me do this, hope y'all like it.
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